OH HEY A POST

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Well, apparently pig AIDS is a global pandemic. This means it's in two places HOLY SHIT!

I give you this:

O Freunde, nicht diese Töne!
Sondern laßt uns angenehmere anstimmen,
und freudenvollere.
Freude! Freude!

Freude, schöner Götterfunken
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische, dein Heiligtum!
Deine Zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt.

Wem der große Wurf gelungen,
Eines Freundes Freund zu sein;
Wer ein holdes Weib errungen,
Mische seinen Jubel ein!
Ja, wer auch nur eine Seele
Sein nennt auf dem Erdenrund!
Und wer's nie gekonnt, der stehle
Weinend sich aus diesem Bund!

Freude trinken alle Wesen
An den Brüsten der Natur;
Alle Guten, alle Bösen
Folgen ihrer Rosenspur.
Küße gab sie uns und Reben,
Einen Freund, geprüft im Tod;
Wollust ward dem Wurm gegeben,
Und der Cherub steht vor Gott.

Froh, wie seine Sonnen fliegen
Durch des Himmels prächt'gen Plan,
Laufet, Brüder, eure Bahn,
Freudig, wie ein Held zum Siegen.

Seid umschlungen, Millionen!
Diesen Kuß der ganzen Welt!
Brüder, über'm Sternenzelt
Muss ein lieber Vater wohnen.
Ihr stürzt nieder, Millionen?
Ahnest du den Schöpfer, Welt?
Such' ihn über'm Sternenzelt!
Über Sternen muss er wohnen.

Finale repeats the words:
Seid umschlungen, Millionen!
Diesen Kuß der ganzen Welt!
Brüder, über'm Sternenzelt
Muss ein lieber Vater wohnen.
Seid umschlungen,
Diesen Kuß der ganzen Welt!
Freude, schöner Götterfunken
Tochter aus Elysium,
Freude, schöner Götterfunken

Swine Flu Is Bullshit

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Announcing the International Boredom Month WIKI

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The site now has a wiki: http://wiki.fuckingstoner.net. Enjoy, fuckers.

I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam I am.

I told people I was working with I'd type what they said. This is the result.

Get lost and never come back again. And at the beginning of it put "dear Mrs. Diaz". At the end of it put "sincerely, Brian Cooper". WOW WOW WOW. Well she doesn't have that program on yet. I shouldn't have said that. Ha ha ha. He's just rephrasing everything you just said. Dear god. HAWMENAHHAWMENAHHAWMENAHHAWMENAH. We're gonna flunk this. I suggest we just stop talking now. Is there anywhere we can go, another team we can go to? Man, he got me stuttering in there too. For the answers? For the project! I'm going to put this on the internet, BTW. I'm going to kill you. Aw, shit. I think it'd be so funny if you put this like a play and put everyone's names, like, where they're gonna say it. Dear god no. MUAHAHAHA. I'm having a hard time breathing now. AHEM. HMPKH. What's HMPKH? Max pain. Max pain. We have to save it now. We're not save-- dear god. He saved it as a blog at Google. Oh my god. Shoot. Shit. Ho. Wow, we're gonna be so dead. Cock.

Identifying anonymous users

Researchers have "found" a method of identifying anonymous social network users. How? By seeing who their friends are on multiple networks. Although this won't get a government name, it does create a clear identity for the user. Who would have known that it would be possible to identify someone based on their use of a service intended to disseminate personal information?

Note to self: pay your fucking hosting bills

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Just a short thing here, but I forgot to pay my fucking webhosting bills. This of course means that the rest of the site is down. The blag's still up since it's on a free host. EVERYTHING THE FUCK ELSE IS INACCESSIBLE UNTIL I PAY THE BILLS. If for some reason you care enough to not want to wait, you can donate if you'd like. You'll need to email me for the account number, or it'll go to someone else, and that doesn't do us any good at all!

I Has A Wiki

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I finally set up a wiki! The address should be obvious to anyone with intelligence, who are the only people I want going on there. It's kinda high-bandwidth, mind, so if I catch anyone abusing it they'll have a banhammer embedded in their skull. Just setting it up so far (which isn't even complete) has taken nearly two megabytes of bandwidth! However, it's in a usable state, so go ahead and add content!

An Open Scathing Letter to Svend

Svend, I have a few words for you. "I don't serve the members, I serve ASFAR"? You don't serve the members? Why, then, should we serve you with our votes? Oh, because you serve ASFAR? Well, what is ASFAR? I'd thought that ANY organisation is its members. Sorry, but just because ASFAR has noble goals does not exempt them from the rules of being an organisation. ASFAR is Just Not That Special. You cannot serve ASFAR without serving the members! You botched up on the officer appointments. I still didn't have an issue with you being President, I just wanted the elections re-held to allow it to be done fairly. But saying you don't serve the members? I don't even want you on the board anymore! Lucky for me (and the rest of the membership), you've decided to put removing you from the board on the schedule for the next meeting (we didn't even have to ask!), and you're letting the entire membership vote! I, for one, will support the motion to remove you from the board, and will campaign for others to do so as well, if you do not come up with an explanation for that statement.

Great Job, Wall Street

One David X. Li has come forward and admitted his role in the Wall Street crash. He wrote a mathematical model of the economy, and it accurately predicted what would happen. Until it wasn't. Small differences were noticed, but it still worked well, so they were ignored. Then everything stopped working. Why? Because the model worked too well. Everyone started using it. Obviously, when everyone does the same thing on the market, things don't work well. Even worse, the model was based on the old methods of economics-- it didn't predict it's own use.

But it's not really David's fault here. He wrote a mathematical formula that could be used to model the economic market. A few investors started using it to get an edge. But then the secret got out, and everybody started using it. Wall Street investors were too interested in short-term gains to think about what would happen. Blame them.

On the Construction of IPv4

I just wrote a paper, On the Construction of IPv4. I include it with this post.

Abstract
Unified extensible algorithms have led to many key advances, including object-oriented languages and I/O automata. In this paper, we show the deployment of access points. Here, we concentrate our efforts on showing that the little-known highly-available algorithm for the development of the partition table by Wilson et al. [1] is Turing complete.

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